2 “Truly Stupid” New Watches Over $70,000

T&H Live

February 15, 2026

In today’s episode, Christian breaks down two of the most “truly stupid” luxury watch releases of 2026: the Audemars Piguet Neo Frame Jumping Hour and the Piaget Polo 79 Two-Tone.

While Christian loves AP’s heritage, he holds nothing back on the new $71,200 Neo Frame. With its unconventional strap and case design, does it look like a high-horology masterpiece, or just a ridiculously expensive “Whoop” band?

Then, we look at the new $91,000 Piaget Polo 79 Two-Tone. It’s a gorgeous watch, but when you can buy the vintage original for a fraction of the price, who is this actually for? Has Piaget lost its legendary “rich jerk” country club edge?

 


 

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